Pedro The Ugliest Dog In The World by G Papa

Author:G, Papa [G, Papa]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Published: 2011-10-04T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 9—Banditos

There were ten lizards that rode into town that night, each one meaner looking than the next. Eight were riding on big black hairy tarantulas, with another two riding on a canvas covered wagon pulled by four massive rats. They rode hard, kicking up a mighty dust cloud, whooping and a hollering as they came. When they got to the town square, they pulled their tarantulas to a halt.

"What is that?" Gary Gecko shouted, seeing Pedro standing there bold as brass.

"Dunno, boss, but it sure is ugly," a lizard mounted on a particularly nasty looking spider replied.

"Hey, butt-face,” Gecko called out, "you must be as dumb as you are ugly, standing in our way like that. Now git before we set our spiders on yer."

Pedro moved towards the lizard gang.

"Now remember what I said Pedro, act real crazy," Dave whispered as Pedro got closer.

"Phew! Man you are so ugly. You'd make an onion cry," Gecko said, and the lizard gang started laughing.

"Hey, you are so ugly, when you was born, the doctor slapped your mother," a thin lizard on the wagon shouted. The lizards laughed so much they almost fell off their spiders.

Pedro stood there and waited. When the laughter died down a little, he said, "Okay, who's first?"

Gary Gecko sneered. "First for what boy?"

"First to have their brains sucked by El Chupacabra!" Pedro said, then howled at the moon with a crazy look in his eye. "Hoooooooooooo-wooow-wooooo."

The lizards' eyes went wide in terror. "El ... El ... El Chupacabra?" Gary stammered, the color draining from his face. "We did not know it was you," he said, trying to smile.

"Really," Pedro said casually, walking up to Gecko's spider. He smacked it square in the face. The big spider hissed and jerked.

"Yes, really. I did not know it was you ... I am very sorry about that onion thing," Gecko said, worried about what El Chupacabra might do to him.

"And I am really sorry that I talked about your mother that way," the lizard on the wagon said, terrified that he was going to be first to get a brain sucking.

"Really," Pedro said jumping onto the wagon and biting down on the frightened lizard's tail, giving it a vicious shake. "Owowow! Please don't hurt me," the lizard pleaded.

Pedro jumped down and confronted Gecko again. 'So what should I do with you?" He said glaring at the shaking lizard with his crazy bug eyes.

"You could just let us go, and we can just forget about all this," He said hopefully.

"It was just a case of mistaken identity ... it won't happen again."

Pedro smacked the spider in the face again. This time the big spider reared up, and Gary Gecko struggled to control it.

"Hey, don't go too far," Dave whispered in Pedro's ear. "Just tell them to get out of town."

"Okay," Pedro snarled, "I will let you off this time, but if I ever see any of you streaks of snot again, I will suck every last one of you dry! Muahahahah. Now get outa town before I change my mind.

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